Musical Numbers
"Once in a SquawksTime"
Parody of The Talking Heads’ “Once in a Lifetime”
"Eff Those Jackasses who Hoarded Gas"
Parody of The Rolling Stones’ “Jumping Jack Flash”
"2040 Plan"
Parody of the Dominoes’ “Sixty Minute Man”
Parody of Lionel Richie’s “Hello”
"Uptown Mashup"
Parody of the Bellas’ Regional mashup from Pitch Perfect
"Avenue QAnon Medley"
Parody medley from Avenue Q
"Pay Me, Don’t Screw Me"
Parody of “Take Me or Leave Me” from RENT
We’re NOT on Your Side
"Soon the Development Comes"
Parody of the TikTok Sea Shanty “Wellerman”
"Bad Day 2020-2021"
Parody of Daniel Powter’s “Bad Day”
"Answer the Phone" Parody of Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On”
"On Nextdoor" Parody of “One Day More” from Les Misérables
"OK Boomer!" Parody of the title song from Oklahoma! "The Arts Will Go On" Parody of Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On”
"My Campaign in Georgia" Parody of Gladys Knight & The Pips’ “Midnight Train to Georgia”
"Bad Day 2020-21 (Part II)"
Because there have been so many bad days this past year +
"Can’t Afford a House" Parody of The Talking Heads’ “Burning Down the House”
"Vaccinating (featuring DaFauci)" Parody of Dua Lipa “Levitating” (featuring DaBaby)
"Revolution Has Gotten Televised" New take on Gil Scott-Herron’s “Revolution Will Not Be Televised”
SQUAWKS NEWS: PART II Unfair and Unbalanced
"PANTHERS Medley" Parody medley from CATS
"Born to Run" With apologies to Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
"Alone" Parody of Heart’s song
"You Will Be Clowned" Parody of “You Will Be Found” from Dear Evan Hansen
Songs and order subject to change.
All lyrics and dialogue by Brian Kahn except for Mike’s monologue, which Brian insists needs to be shorter.
Video segments written, directed, produced and edited in collaboration by LeAnn Caton, Brian Kahn, John Merrick, Tim Miner, Matt Olin and Jay Thomas, as well as The Biscuit, Charlotte Star Room, Jaytopia and John Merrick Media.